I think my mother might be switching around my schedule like crazy just because it leaves any time-slot I might have for leaving the house so ambiguous as to keep me at home.

I hate knowing I'll be leaving this state and everyone in it. It's so frustrating because I can't even reliably know my options for spending time with friends beforehand.

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PS: If I haven't friended you, it doesn't mean I don't love you, it just means you haven't friended me.

So I don't really like my username. This is partly because, in reality, the mafia is pretty terrifying and not me at all, and partly because the name was inspired by a series of conversations from freshman year, which is also not me at all ( Read more... )

I have a theory that inside the heart of every deeply passionate reader is a very, very quiet person who doesn't get out enough ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. You are the coolest.

See you all next Saturday!

I love my dad. We have this awesome tendency to apply high-flown reasoning and snooty diction to every day things, just to see who wins.

Ten minutes ago:

Me: Oh man, Physics. I think I'm going to take a break from studying and eat this cookie to preserve my sanity.
My Dad: A good idea, though sanity is, I'm afraid, pretty overrated.
Me: I agree ( Read more... )

Hee hee.
I love this website. Brought to you by the same people who gave you Toothpaste for Dinner:

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/050706/alexander-wager.gif

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This is for everyone who has ever compared themselves to people they've seen in magazines. This is what is done to every single advertisement.Before and after pictures ( Read more... )

My head.
is going to explode.

owwwwieeee.

oowwwie.

Blergh.

Migraines

Suck.