so this is kind of out there, but stick with me while i lay it down for yas. be warned, i'm'a get as detailed as i can, 'cause that's how my dreams are sometimes.
I have many dreams. Most of them involve me touring with either Shania Twain or Jennifer Lopez and, while enjoying the "best seat in the house", I discover that the sound man's being a total jerk and screwing up my in-ear monitor mix, so I can never hear the bass player and I have way too much bgv in my right ear (and it's usually some fat white chick's voice that's way out of tune and stuff, too).
So while I get to stare at Shania/JLo all night, I have to put up with a butt head of a soundguy, so the experience is less than optimally enjoyable.
Then we're backstage, and I'm joking around with the band members, and Shania/JLo walks over to us and says something to the tune of "You guys sounded great, as usual! I just wish I could get to know you all better!" And I'm like "Okay. What's that mean?" And she's like "well, this is my first tour with you guys, and I think it would be fun to get to know you betterSo we all drop everything we're doing, and play mini golf
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P.S.: I just realize I dropped lots of "music nerd" terms in your LJ. So I'll explain.
In-ear monitors: really fancy headphones that go down into your ear canal and block out outside noise (sort of a cross between headphones and a scrunchy ear plug that you waer at night because the fridge's motor is too loud).
She has a butt. She has a nice, petite butt. But the only reason I posted the pic of her butt was because of the pack for the in-ears. Do you think you have a better butt than Shania? No, I'm not going there. Never mind.
I know you probably weren't all that confused; but I had some time to kill, and I love pictures!!! Plus, when I stumbled across the sound guy pic, I knew it had to be posted.
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So while I get to stare at Shania/JLo all night, I have to put up with a butt head of a soundguy, so the experience is less than optimally enjoyable.
Then we're backstage, and I'm joking around with the band members, and Shania/JLo walks over to us and says something to the tune of "You guys sounded great, as usual! I just wish I could get to know you all better!" And I'm like "Okay. What's that mean?" And she's like "well, this is my first tour with you guys, and I think it would be fun to get to know you betterSo we all drop everything we're doing, and play mini golf ( ... )
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In-ear monitors: really fancy headphones that go down into your ear canal and block out outside noise (sort of a cross between headphones and a scrunchy ear plug that you waer at night because the fridge's motor is too loud).
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I know you probably weren't all that confused; but I had some time to kill, and I love pictures!!! Plus, when I stumbled across the sound guy pic, I knew it had to be posted.
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