i have decided to address my little brother exclusively in haiku form all day.

"why?" one might dare ask.
'cause i can, young grasshopper.
just because i can.

( the_proof_is_in_the_pudding_babycakes )

it has been suggested that i am no more exciting than a box of chalk. and what did i do in return? i fell asleep.

i don't know why, but every year i have to make a cross of the palm fronds they give you.

also, baby cheeks are quite possibly the cutest thing on the face of the earth. yes, even cuter than puppies. babies > puppies.

i thought for some reason that today we'd be gaining an hour. noooooo, as it turns out. we lose an hour. so that kinda sucks.... a lot. for me. 'cause it's like 4:30 now. and it should be 2:30!!!!!! stupid daylight savings time. or stupid me. either way, man. daylight savings time, huh?

i told you, guys! holla.

yeah, everyone wants a piece of this.

wink!

don't act like you're surprised.

i'm sorry, you guys. ...sort of.

i love my friends. thanks for being, kids, i love each and everyone of you! i feel all happy inside. (it's the love)

love, sweet love,
kyrish

it's kind of pointless to say it again, but man, i miss austin. nostalgiaxcore. even the bad memories are starting to take on that yellow tinge of happiness.

five days. that's one hand. just one hand. one of my hands, he says, because they are smaller.

that's two weeks, for all y'all who don't speak-a the lingo.

worrrrrrrrrd.

i used to be really good at staying up late, and never sleeping. and then somewhere along the line between then and now, i just lost it all. i think it was when i gave up diet coke. i used to say that i didn't need sleep or water or food because i run off pure awesome. well, turns out it was just the diet coke. so last night i didn't sleep. ( Read more... )