Note to self:

drinking a whole bottle of champagne results in a vicious headache in the morning.. Attempt to refrain from ever doing this again.

..thank you, come again.

Essex: "Could you just die so that I could be happy?"

Isaac is my hero for reminding me that I said this... because it's horrible, and it makes me feel like Richard.. but that's not a bad thing... cuz Rich is amazing.. but yeah, let's end this discussion..

i love you.. and you all know who you are.

Being productive at work = tying cherry stems in knots in my mouth...

yeah, what a great EASTER I'm having. I wish I could get paid time and a half to do tongue exercises all the time.

Riley. come home. now.
Emily. save me.
Rich. Just keep doing that thing you do.
There.. That's my livejournal shout out.

okay... Richard.. sucks balls.. ha ha ha ha .. yeah.... bitch put me in a weird position... I hate him. lol.

bitches love me cuz they know I can rock, rhyme (ok I'm drunk I know it's spelled wrong), FUCK, and I'm on time...

... you know this... *cough* riley *cough*

so without you I wouldn't be ok tonight.. you don't know this but it is true..

you + me = quite a pair...werd..

much love homie

peace out brussel sprout.

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I met the most amazing drag queen last night!!! Nikki Knoxville.. and the first thing she said to us as we were sitting outside smoking was, "Who here is on myspace!?" Kind of sick huh? Ha Ha! So I took all these wonderful pictures with my camera of all the funny drag queens singing there sexy women songs and I'm gonna try and post pictures but ( Read more... )

I'm checking my livejournal while I'm at work.. how amazing.

The Fifth Element is an amazing movie.

That's all.