today at work, i slipped and customers laughed at me.

LJ cut.

so i guess i'm a barista?

dad told me he was going to pee in my koolaid today.
sick.

i'm obsessed with Sia.

shelter from the storm
"a concert for the gulf coast"
those people don't even have a fucking tv, why the fuck do they care about a concert?
i'm so confused.
i hate america right now.

last night taco bell told me to talk to my kids about sex, what is life?

i need a cigarette.

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"omg, new orleans is the new sea world!"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.
lawlz.

so yeah, today is my third infact interview for Dior ( Read more... )

i need you all to pray... to buddah, to alah, to fucking franz or to satan...

that i get this job doing make-up at Christian Dior tomorrow...

it's my second interview, and i reeeeallly want this job!!!

abbey got really drunk, so drunk she fell into a tv and nintendo...
it was funny...
i laughed.

tomorrow should be gay.