Gadzooks, this is what you're looking for

[estei]

A million years ago I was whining to subterrain that no one was writing the exact Jon/Spencer fic of my HEART and she said "OK. Tell me about this fic and I'll write it" because she's awesome, okay, she's just totally awesome. At the time I didn't even have words for how excited this made me because subterrain is the one who got me into bandom, totally indirectly,

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[subterrain]

You are smitten with me? I AM SMITTEN WITH YOU, HEARTFACE. Look at this, you are way too nice to me and give me wayyyyyy too much credit. You know as well as I do that writing stories for you is totally a self-serving exercise on my part, second only to writing stories with you, wherein I get snippets from you on top of praise and affection, baha.

Also I could never beat you to death with a barbell. I bet we could hire mini Chuck Norris for an assassination in a heartbeat, though. Yeah. Fuck yeah.

[estei]

LET'S AGREE TO BE SMITTEN WITH EACH OTHER.

Nah, dude. The fitness assassin would have to be Flashdance. HE HIDES HIS WEAPONS IN HIS LUSCIOUS CURLS.