Updated for your reading pleasure: May 30, 2012

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So once someone read me this poem and I took it as a promise. My bad. But fuck this guy for being so great, amiriteguyse.

Love, Matthew DickmanWe fall in love at weddings and auctions, over glasses ( Read more... )

I forgot to post this after Yuletide 2011. Oops. It was originally posted here at AO3.

fandom: Parks and Recreation
pairing: Jean-Ralphio Saperstein/Tom Haverford
words: 2278
warnings: strippers; blowjobs
summary: Five things that Jean-Ralphio did for Tom Haverford on his birthday

( Kid, I was pretty clear that we aren't escorts. Different skill set. )

New record for small fandoms: I fucking guarantee you guys this is the only story of its ilk. Until the movie comes out and they cast KStew as Marie, and then I will be Queen of France ( Read more... )

Well, thanks! First of all. Because Yuletide is my favourite time of year. I love the smallest fandoms most of all, and I'm always excited for new content. Even though my request strategy is always haphazard. So, fyi, this year I went with a theme. Unlikeable dudes in comedy. Maybe you like unlikeable dudes as much as I do? Even better, maybe you ( Read more... )

My three priorities these days are pretty much ( Read more... )

The only way I was going to get in my word count for nanowrimo today was if I flogged my WIP folder for terrible shit. I mean, in the past five days I've tried to work on three separate so-called legit projects, all of which have serious failings (hello, first person account of the pervy lech greaser from 1962's Carnival of Souls, as played by ( Read more... )

So, it turns out that the hardest part of writing the bullshit canlit short fiction that I was brainwashed into in undergrad is not having anyone to share the results with. I miss you fucking guys. Honest to god. I know everyone has different feelings/rules/etiquette/hang-ups about the whole comment thing for stories, and that it is a ~~sensitive ( Read more... )

Shit I've been doing ( Read more... )

Wow, I threatened to clean out my WIP folder and then I actually ... did. Or at least finished something. Unbetaed, though delighter prodded me onwards using her usual weapon, shameless flattery, at a crucial point. She is always good for a forceful prodding. Happy early birthday, darling!

fandom: The Eagle
pairing: Esca/Placidus ; offscreen Esca/Marcus
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