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[estellabolger]

Cool. I'd like to see those mean losers try and get me to go to school now! Maybe I can get a pet lion or something, and wear cool goth clothes.

Comments

[merin]

~peeks out the window~ stell? yew o-k?

[estellabolger]

Hiya Merin! I'm glad those mean people didn't steal you and make you go to school. I think I'm going to smite them if I get the chance.

I'm really good. I'm super-cool, I made a new friend and he's really nice and he's not gonna hurt my brother. How are you?

[merin]

~tilts head~ wot smmitte? me goood. unkl nickk 'n me r colorring. but me ungree. kan yew maak panncakkes?

[estellabolger]

Colouring sounds like really good fun. Are you staying in the lines or being creative?

I'm a bit small to make pancakes, I don't think I should use the stove, best if I stick to the being a consort to an all-powerful dark lord instead. But I could make you cereal if you like, that doesn't need the stove or anything.

[fredegarbolger]

I appreciate the saving me from torment bit. There's a big batch of cookies waiting for you in my kitchen. Eeeevil cookies.

[estellabolger]

Really? Cool! You're the best brother ever! Since I don't wanna grow up again ever ever, you can have all those weird powders and bottles and funny cigarettes and things in my old bedroom.

[fredegarbolger]

You're the best sister ever! Have fun being a minion or a consort or whatever Sammy's made you. Don't cause too many painful deaths and wars and stuff.

[estellabolger]

Don't worry, I promise to be really well-behaved and not hurt anybody who doesn't deserve it or make me really, really cross.

I'm a consort. Only I don't really know what that is, 'cept it seems to have less heavy lifting than being a minion.

[rosecotton]

They like me in Mordor! I went home to get some matches for the fire and I found a big button that say "Hi, My Name Is... Rose Cotton: Steward of Mordor" and an iten . . . intenere . . . interay . . . a list of how to get to Mordor!!! They like me there!!!!! All the orcs got big eyes when I walked by and then bowed and stuff.

Don't ask me why orcs were in the Shire.

I can be evil too, I think!! Can I be your consort if you're Sammy's?! Sammy is cute, he reminds me of Frodo! but his name is like Samwise. Its so funny!

Oh! I brought you some sugar sweets. *produces candy from a dress pocket*

[estellabolger]

Ooooh, candy! Thankyou, Rosie. Of course you can be my consort, we can all share being in charge of the world and then some day we can overthrow the boys and have a seperatist utopia and stuff.

I know, aren't their names just soooo funny? I think they're really cute, they make me giggle.

Maybe you could be in charge of all the orcs, lead the dark armies.

[rosecotton]

Orcs are smelly and nasty and dumb. I don't mind them dying. So okay! I'll lead them into army battles!!! And feed them lots of sugar sweets!

You're the BESTESTEST friend EVER Stelly!

Now lets go get that Simaril!

You're the BESTESTEST friend time infinity plus one no returns, Rosie!!

[estellabolger]

Orcs on sugar will be the coolest army in the WORLD! Nobody will be able to beat us.

Maybe if we both cry at once the mean hissy lady will give us the shiny rock.