Obligatory update to show off my baby icon.

I can't reach the stove!!! *pout*

This is fantastic.

It's predicted what I can only believe is destiny!!!

Oh. I'm so weak in the knees . . .

If I lose to Ruby Bolger there will be hell to pay.

And I'm not joking. *fondly cradles her twin-headed Firebolt Flamethrower 2000*

Vote for me, or change your vote for me!

Please and thank you kindly all! ^_~ Do stop by for free key lime pie any time!

~ Rosie

Oh, sweet Eru

Where did we go wrong?

How could this sort of thing happen again?!

Excuse me while I go drink myself into a stupour.

Oh, my poor baby dear . . .

Dear Mr. Brandybuck. I can't for the life of me think of why you agreed to let your wife get away from you. Or why you'd leave him for my son. Regardless, I'm honestly quite content you two aren't together anymore as that let us both guilt free when got together the other night for seafood and fish. And boy were they good fish. Very, very good ( Read more... )

Rosie: He [Sam] luvs us BOHT OK?
Rosie: So y cant we all leiv happily 2getthat?!
Frodo B: yea k
Frodo B: but me more
Frodo B: BCUZ
Frodo B: WE BOHT CAN HAVE HIM
Rosie: OK!!!!!!!!!!!!111

. . . don't ask.

Well, it's been an interesting day.

I cleaned up and suddenly realized I had no idea where I am. Apparently this is some establishment called Gamgee Hall, but I don't recall moving here. I suppose Bag End is being refurnished or something?

I'm terribly worried about my darling husband Sam dear because I haven't heard from him all day and it ( Read more... )

*sets the long table in the main hall for about 20 people, unsure of how many people will actually show up. Hums while he works, setting down utensils and glasses of icy lemonade and water and orange juice and ale. Pulls out turkey and steak and candied yams and rice and noodles and raspberry salad for the vegetarians. He sets the keylime pie ( Read more... )

Thanks to my dearest brother Nicky I have returned to the Shire! and Gamgee Hall to be specific. And it seems not a moment too soon! My darling Frodo is catatonic, and it seems my beloved Elanor is near breaking./

*rushes in* Darling Elly, sit down, just rest. I'll take care of Frodo here, you'll see.

Bilbo, baby dear, would you get mommy some ( Read more... )

It has come to my attention that people are trying to usurp my children and take them away to be places they don't want to be. Consequently, I realize I must act more like a mother now and take some responsibilities, because I never intended to let things get so out of hand that a public services client would come and take them away.

( Here is your form )