Comments | rosecotton: PROOF!!!!! PROOF!!!!!!!!

rosecotton

PROOF!!!!! PROOF!!!!!!!!

May 20, 2002 04:50

Rosie: He [Sam] luvs us BOHT OK?
Rosie: So y cant we all leiv happily 2getthat?!
Frodo B: yea k
Frodo B: but me more
Frodo B: BCUZ
Frodo B: WE BOHT CAN HAVE HIM
Rosie: OK!!!!!!!!!!!!111

. . . don't ask.

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lilygamgee May 20 2002, 14:08:58 UTC

Momma! What's going on? I'm scared. Can I have a hug?

rosecotton May 20 2002, 21:15:00 UTC

Who the fuck are you?

Oh dear, which child are you? I don't remember, how strange! *hugs*

lilygamgee May 20 2002, 21:24:25 UTC

The kid you aborted, you cold bitch.

Oh Momma, I'm so glad you're here!

I'm Lily, Momma, your littlest, you had me after Tom. But I think something strange is going on, because everything's different and Unca Bingo was mean to me and Bilbo made me cry.

rosecotton May 21 2002, 02:20:51 UTC

O.O

I have an Abortion!!!
Well, sweetie, I'm not sure what's happened, but of course I love you dear.

Uncle Bingo? well dear you should keep away from him. Come now, lets have some milk.

*wonders how you can be younger than Tom and yet so profficent*

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estellabolger May 21 2002, 00:53:40 UTC

Hullo Rosie! Long time no see. *kiss kiss* How have you been?

rosecotton May 21 2002, 02:23:41 UTC

Oh my goodness! O.O!!! Estella! DAH-ling where have you been? It seems like ages!!!

I swear, I had heard some dreadful rumours that you had . . . with a . . . and then, oh, we heard from Merry that Brandyhall had been . . . but, no. *hugs* Please come in, come in, sit yourself down and tell me everything!! I'll fetch some scones and tea! Watch, um Lily for me a moment.

*bustles off*

estellabolger May 21 2002, 13:43:11 UTC

*sits down and lights a cigarette, looks over at Lily*

So you're one of Rose and Sam's kids, then?

lilygamgee May 21 2002, 13:45:14 UTC

Yep. Want a flower? Momma's gonna get me some milk and probably poison it, because my parents have been trying to kill me all day.

Can I have a cigarette, too?

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estellabolger May 21 2002, 15:40:12 UTC

Come on, Rosie, I'm taking you out for margaritas and a lapdance, you look like you could use it. You can bring the kid along if you like.

rosecotton May 22 2002, 19:58:09 UTC

Oh dear . . . *eyes Lily* but I gave up my promiscuous ways!

Well . . . alright, perhaps I didn't really. But not too long. I do have a family to look after. Oh dear. What on earth did they do to you at that Betty Ford Clinic Estella?

Re: estellabolger May 22 2002, 20:38:37 UTC

I didn't say you would be giving the lap dance, you silly duck! You just sit back and let the stripper entertain you. And I think you husband took Lily out for ice cream with the other abortions, anyway.

They didn't do anything. I was just there on a recreational basis.

rosecotton May 23 2002, 02:22:16 UTC

*blushes despite herself* Oh my. Estella, darling, what naughty ideas have you gotten? Letting a stripper do all the work! My. Its truly ashame you've been gone all this time. It would have been wonderful to have had another female hobbit with your . . . aaah, intellegence on board helping with Isildur's Secret . . .

Recreational basis . . . ? *sly grin* What sort of recreastion?

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