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[eternal5thwheel]

HELLO, VISITORS. Welcome to the City! Before you begin, let me lay out a few simple rules.

One: Do not touch, poke, harass, pester, prod, speak to, look at, lick, or smell Marron.

Two: Do not break anything while you are here.

Three: ENJOY THIS VIDEO OF MY BEAUTIFUL BODY!

[Cue shirtless flexing. Fourth wall away.]

Comments

[prettyhazknight]

Oops~ I don't think I can follow rule number one~

[eternal5thwheel]

...You!

[prettyhazknight]

Me.

[eternal5thwheel]

[Siiiigh.]

[eastern_magic]

Gateau...

Mm...Carrot's here...

[eternal5thwheel]

I noticed.

[eastern_magic]

Yes...it would be difficult not to.

[eternal5thwheel]

I believe I hear women screaming in Building 6.

[harsherthanfire]

... cover up, you half-wit!

[eternal5thwheel]

Why? Do you not enjoy the wonder and poetry contained in every line of my gorgeous form?

[harsherthanfire]

Wonder and poetry? Do you even hear the nonsense you are spouting?

[eternal5thwheel]

Feh. You are a sad person who does not understand true beauty.

[browning_baby]

God, put some clothes on! What, do you run around naked all the damn time??

[eternal5thwheel]

Anita. Good to see you.

[browning_baby]

Good to see you, too, even if I'm seeing too much.

[eternal5thwheel]

You're intimidated by my lovely body.

[hidesinrestroom]

Does rule 1 apply to you as well..?

[eternal5thwheel]

No.

[hidesinrestroom]

Good. ♥

[eternal5thwheel]

Why is there a heart graphic.