( Sasori's Cellphone )

( Collection of Sasori's Logs [incomplete] )

I haven't met this Madara person and, from the sounds of it, I don't think I want to. I realize that he essentially has unlimited power within the sphere of this company at least. If Haku could be fired with so little notice, then I hate to imagine how expendable I could turn out to be. Not only am I a make-up artist, but an intolerable one at that ( Read more... )

Oh, I found this for you Kiba, just in case. I'd pay special attention to the last section.

Seems everyone's going crazy with gifts today. I guess I should wish a collective happy birthday to everyone that's having a birthday over the next week or three. If that's you, consider this to be me sending you my condolences best wishes. I'm sure no one ( Read more... )

To clarify my last post...

Not only would I not look good in a dress...

I would also look terrible with cat ears.

I am not a doll; I make dolls.

Thank you.

Basically, this means don't even think about it.

For your reference, anyone that voted 'yes' on Deidara's poll, can expect a swift kick to their teeth.

Or, if your face is too pretty, I can just break your arm instead.

You're welcome to give yourselves up now, if you would like.

Thank you for your time.

Hm.

I have a date.

I don't know what to think about that.

Except that I do have the sneaking suspicion that all parties involved will end the evening on a bad note.

( Private, hackable (he's no computer genius) )

I had hoped no one would bid on me.

Apparently, that was in vain.

34? 54? Just so you know, to the loser, I will figure out who you were and trust me when I say it won't be pleasant. And the winner? Well, you'll be worthy of pity when I get done with you; our date will not be fun, in any way, shape, or form.

That's all; now I'm going to bed.

What a lovely surprise. I get back just in time to hear about this... 'date auction'. I'm at least grateful that I don't have to be a part of it. Or... I hope I don't have to be. I'll assume that since I wasn't notified, I'm not needed or wanted ( Read more... )

I'm going to start a list of things that I don't ever want to see on my work desk again.

-Wine, or for that matter, any alcoholic beverage at all
-Flowers

You all keep those ugly, withering things away from my personal space. Especially if you feel compelled to do something as stupid as putting a little doll in along with them. I don't play ( Read more... )