Ring ring...

[eternalwings55]

*Phone rings*

EternalWings55: Thank you for calling Dom's crack cabin, this is Dominick speaking how may I help you?
Surfboskian: Uh yea I'd like to order 200 dollars worth of crack.
EternalWings55: Sure we can have that delivered to you this time Monday or Sunday at five. Which do you prefer?
Surfboskian: Uh sunday because the sooner the better

Comments

[sanityerror]

LOL!

[d_lirium]

"EternalWings55: Okay. Is that one "W" or two?" - Best line, lmao

[eternalwings55]

Haha. Mine too. That's when we both started cracking up.

[d_lirium]

OMG - http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/36013927/?qo=2&qh=special%3Add - Pregnancy fairy!! Remember?