Absinthia, in this world of woe, has but one joy: to twirl her lovely baton ( Read more... )

I hate what they've done with Mokabe's.

I regret to say, that a beautiful new calendar is the kind of gift you will buy for a person when you want them to know that you care, but secretly you wish you didn't ( Read more... )

While still awake yesterday, I googled "mime accidents," and found this short story about a mime cursed with tourette syndrome (hilarious, obviously). But like, I fell asleep reading it and then had this fucked-up dream that it was friday and Maid-Rite was playing, except we were all mimes, and it was --as I'm sure you can imagine-- awkward ( Read more... )

You just like the word 'Cockerspaniel' ....because it has the word SPANIEL in it.

Roller-skated home tonight in the freakin' dark. Not to the place I'm renting right now.... the cold, naily, creaky attic with my sinking air mattress and piles of clothes and mail I don't want to open ( Read more... )

...was the very accurate title I assigned to the 12 pages I wrote in my personal journal today about ( Read more... )

Brian said I could be a Dresden Doll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you shiny, pretty, toothy thing that I substitute for for social skills!

Everyone keeps asking me... Where the fuck have you been ( Read more... )

Hey, Rocky Cast... How come I dont feel like one of you? I can be the first to admit, I am not exactly little miss social skills. I am not saying part of the problem isnt me. But then, Rocky is FOR us fuck-ups, isnt it? So why is it that when I hear about little cast get-togethers and things, it's never something I was invited to unless it was a ( Read more... )