...is in the shower, getting ready for the midnight show. Your best friend is in the other room, listening to Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds... your favorite song on the album comes on, and she turns it up so you can hear it over the running water... Does she know she's a fucking doll ( Read more... )

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Ok.

This may sound really materialistic, but the only people I want to cuddle with right now are my typewriter, my cello, and my saw.

Real post, soon to come!

"My drinking team has a rugby problem."

-Delius the brilliant, grumpy, blind mouse proved loyalty to the genious of his namesake on friday by escaping his cage. He is now, I believe, somewhere in the walls geniously wreaking havoc on our insulation. Fenby Mouse seems a little freaked out by his sudden bachelorhood, in fact he hasnt been the same since: he spends most of his time under ( Read more... )

"Columbia now nine times the speed of sound ( Read more... )

~I gave that oral report today for Modern Lit. The topic I chose was the recent assembly of a committee to redress the wrongs of the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiments of the 1930s. I wonder if my teachers have noticed yet that my report topics tend to reflect my opion of the class.

~"Bob the Angry Flower" commic strip. More fun than a barrel of tv.

In other news here's two more tidbits I can add to my list of creepy things that teachers have said --not to eachother in the privay of a faculty lounge or anything-- directly to me ( Read more... )

1. The Dresses, the bike, and other ways to dupe or be duped by your Favorite Derilict ( Read more... )

Today is EJ's birthday, which means that now he is a thousandaire! Make that hundreds of thousands. Thats right, he lived to see twenty-one (I'm as stunned as you are) which means that aside from consuming his weight in grain alcohol tonight, he's also going to have total access to all the money his parents left to him! Congratulations. Now he's ( Read more... )