Looking back over the last couple of days of postings... Damn. I had a pretty good weekend ( Read more... )

Not that I'm ever in on a Saturday night (well, except for tonight, but I digress ( Read more... )

Yeah, so this one is for you, General Motors ( Read more... )

Dude, seriously. Best. Big Brother. Ever.

Howie, Rachel, Janelle? I <3 you ( Read more... )

I've officially gone insane. On the heels of my completely effed up naptime dream (which are always the worst, you know, those nap dreams?), the one in which a man dressed up like Colonel Sanders shot me in my own backyard because I wasn't a terrorist and he was, I have another completely effed up, whack job dream ( Read more... )

Dear Rachael McAdams ( Read more... )

Tomorrow is my birthday, bitches!

Since I've never been one to NOT make a big deal out of my big day, I expect greetings, salutations, and presents. Or you can go out with me and buy me a drink. That's acceptable, too ( Read more... )

... but the Cineplex at Universal Citywalk is way cooler, yo. But mostly because they have a bar. Mmm... Oreo mudslides with extra liquor... Stupid lactose intolerance. But I digress. So just a few things...

-- The aforementioned AMC 24 (at Downtown Disney) has started playing a commercial for Wicked during its pre-show countdown. Looks amazing. ( Read more... )

O to the M to the G.  Ladies and gentlemen, no longer am I a molder of young minds.  As of 10:00am, I am officially an environmental engineer.  For these guys.  They build these.  And these.  And don't forget this.

Seriously.  I might be a Republican by the end of the fiscal year.  Yeeeeee... *shudders*

--I don't get Andy Milonakis. At all. I try to understand why he has a show. Why people watch it. But I don't. I just... don't ( Read more... )