can i get a "HAPPY BIZIRTHDAY" for Ol' Dirty??

HAPPY BIZIRTHDAY, Yo!!!!

i think i want a tattoo ( Read more... )

optometrist walks into the exam room (after leaving me for a half an hour to wait ( Read more... )

man, this is one of those "life is good" moments ( Read more... )

i'm done.
i am done.
i am d.
i am o.
i am n.
i am e.
i am d.o.n.e.
i am FUCKIN DONE, mutha fuckas!
WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!
YEEAH.

Here it is 5:30 in the AM, and I am AWAKE ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday tp!!!!!!!!!

beer in the afternoon is a great idea!

a nice hot, frothy mocha in the afternoon - also a great idea!

a beer and THEN a nice hot, frothy mocha in the afternoon --- not a great idea.
no, no, my friends.
a very baaaaaad idea.
a very bad idea, indeed...

so, as i am getting ready for work this morning, the phone rings ( Read more... )

oh man... what did i do to my stomach today?

i gave it kung pao chicken, ice cream and an iced mocha all in the span of 3 hours.
i am just asking for trouble.......

by the way - we move in TWO DAYS, MUTHA FUKKA!!!!
Woooohoooo!