"Do not offend the chair leg of truth. It is wise and terrible." -Spider Jerusalem

Behold my magnificent twenty-oneness.
This is not fucking easter.
We do not screw around.

Brace yourself.

p.s. I'm starting cello lessons again tomorrow. Go team me.

An old, cheerfully drunk Irish man proposed to me today. He proposes to everyone around 10 o' clock ( Read more... )

I don't know exactly how many hours of sleep we're supposed to get over the course of a week...
but I'm pretty sure 16 isn't the answer.

Cleaning out my old room @ Dad's for the last couple days. Found a number of strange things that I can't, for the life of me, figure out what to do with. I'm not sure if there's some unspoken law about it, but it seems a little....uh...naughty, or something, to just throw away my baptismal stuff from when I was a kid. What the fuck do you do ( Read more... )

Having been part of an artillery crew for a highly successful fireworks display, feasted upon the wonders of North Pole delicacies, rocked out on guitar hero with a few friends and beat three men at a game of darts....I consider my farewell to 2006 a blast. The best New Year's Eve I've had in several years ( Read more... )

My happy light is giving me a headache...

Need I say more?

Oh...yeah.

I want to see this movie.

Hot Fuzz

Trailer #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kckt9sqz1p4

#2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

Today, I examine a short list of words I shall try to incorporate more often into speech ( Read more... )

This is completely and utterly true. Oh...how I remember those eight quarter notes.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1731941

This post made in special honor of my poor, dear, traumatized brother.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7459504603016989515&q=Things+That+Go+Bump+In+The+NIght