okay, it like 9 o'clcok and my dad is giving me and michael and michael a ride to giantic and he is trying to pass this car while telling us its not cool to drink and drive but the other drive is going slow. then he got mad and hillarity ensues

dad: thats right mother fucker! you dont fuck with this. yeah, im driving an f-o-r-e-d ford.

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YESSSgeniussale: what did you do today

beat of 1984: i sat and watched the OC what did you do today

YESSSgeniussale: i had band practice and ate chinese food and watched part of the o.c. but it was one from last season so i got bored and left

beat of 1984: yeah i was sad

beat of 1984: sometimes i wish i could look like lance from //\\//sync.

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* On your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first twenty-five songs on the list (no matter how embarrassing ( Read more... )

theautopsy reads: what are you up to?

YESSSgeniussale: kickin it hxc

theautopsy reads: real hxc?

theautopsy reads: or mediocre hxc

YESSSgeniussale: you cannot even fathom the harshness of how hxc i am kickin it

theautopsy reads: haha

theautopsy reads: i bet i can't

YESSSgeniussale: psh

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ItsCatholicHeven: so its very likely that its true
YESSSgeniussale: hm...
ItsCatholicHeven: i fuckin hope
ItsCatholicHeven: that would kick so much ass
YESSSgeniussale: too much ass even
ItsCatholicHeven: its gunna be like an kickin-ass-o-rama 'round here if i get that shit
YESSSgeniussale: hecks yeah
ItsCatholicHeven:
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YESSSgeniussale: the penis looks like siamese twins with down synrdrome.

LOtheClapUST: yeah but the the thing that sucks the most is that it probably looks like siamese twins with down syndrome, but if you have a baby, thats probably the only thing thats coming out

YESSSgeniussale: :-\

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yes genius sale: hey

yes genius sale: bring those cds

LOtheClapUST: hey

LOtheClapUST: ok

LOtheClapUST: ill put them in my backy packy

YESSSgeniussale: you are such a douche bag
LOtheClapUST: :'(
YESSSgeniussale: hahahaha
YESSSgeniussale: dont cry for me argentina
YESSSgeniussale: thats right i said it
YESSSgeniussale: ill say it again
LOtheClapUST: im waiting for you to say it again Mr. "i make empty promises"
YESSSgeniussale: yeah well you see the thing about that is.....uh......[looks ( Read more... )

YESSSgeniussale: suck it trebek

LOtheClapUST: HAHAHA

YESSSgeniussale: oh god damn that reminds

YESSSgeniussale: me

YESSSgeniussale: did i tell what a whore ms. baybo is today [ note the ms. because she is such a sleazy peice of shit that neither the lowest man or the butchiest lesbain would ever marry her.]

LOtheClapUST: haha

LOtheClapUST: no

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