Ok, Idn if I've mentioned this before, basically my eldest sister, the one with a livejournal, moved out a while back, and I get her room as soon as it's clean. It's 90% done, we just need to get rid of the boxes of stuff at this point. Awesome. I kinda want to set fire to my attic. And then put the boxes there. And then set fire to those too. Oh ( Read more... )

Dude, we've resolved that the egg came before the chicken a while ago. Just drop it already ( Read more... )

I hate how all distinctions become arbitrary as you look deeper into things. Like the electrical impulse comes down the axon...but it's not a real electrical impulse, it's just action potential, which is calcium/potassium ions, which are chemicals. And then it converts to a "chemical signal"...but it's just a chemical that carries a charge and ( Read more... )

Dude, best burn ever.

"It sounds like your parents didn't love you. And after what you just said, I can hardly blame them."

My bio teacher is telling us that endothermy is a result of feathers or body hair. Wtf. Yeah, the centimeter of sparse body hair on a human is enough to keep us within 1 degree of 98.6 all the time. She didn't mention the heart chambers.

Apparently UMass is having a really random strike. I looked it up on the student-run newspaper, and there was a link to an anti-drinking site that said "Illegal and binge drinking among college students is a national problem with very serious local impact."

As in, they separated those two, and consider both of them to be problems.

???

It just seems like there's some alternate reality that I'm supposed to be in that I'm not. Like I'm kind of ok here, it just seems off ( Read more... )

Mitch Hedburg is effing hilarious. Yay Youtube.

( Why do I do memes? )

Someone posted this in a "How not to get raped" group, and I enjoyed it ( Read more... )

Reminder to myself: Read Finnegan's Wake next time you have a BAC over .1