( From Frank from Joanne from her friend from... )

There is a baby crying in my bio lecture. wtf. Get a babysitter or something. She's trying to calm it with a rattle thing. S/he's actually being pretty quiet about it, and it's not like I'm paying attention, but still. Probably because we're talking about embryology. I'm still not sure how many gastrulations a roundworm blastula gets, and I have ( Read more... )

( From Joanne )

You know what's kind of bad? Everything is graded on a curve here and I still feel compelled to help people whenever I can. I am actually lowering my grade every time I answer someone's question. I should lie to them or something ( Read more... )

I had three dreams, two of which involved me saving people from ominous shadow people and one of which involved someone pulling a gun on me in order to only pay a dollar for a small popcorn. Which is still too much.

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<3 This icon. Stolen from Sarah O'Connor, a friend of my sister's.

I want to make an instrument by lining up different lengths of wood so I can call it a xylem-phloem.

"Which way will your new political party lean?" "It leans whichever way the ladies are at."

New career idea: Organized crime/cnidaria researcher. Got my torture devices, my body disposal, and my front organization all right there. I might even get grants! The US has no idea what's a good use of time or money.

Second one: Prostitutor, someone who teaches you what you need to know and also has sex with you.

So I've noticed a kind of a central irony to personal politics: It takes a huge strength of character to do things that make you look weak. This can probably be extrapolated out to all other politics, but personal is where I have experience ( Read more... )

Who's watching "Pushing Daisies"? It's amazing!

"It's like an emotional Heimlich. Someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again."

Awww.

House is pretty lame. I have no idea why I watch it anymore.