People, help me come up with a joke involving mistaking "titrating" for "tit-rating", this is important.

Nicholas Kristof is an ASSHOLE ( Read more... )

Ok, after the squajillionth pedigree problem I finally understand why incest is bad. Please let me stop.

Not voting. I don't care about Hilary or Obama (ie I don't think either is significantly better than the other), and though I hate Romney a lot a lot and McCain I merely don't want in office, McCain has a much better shot at winning the general election so I don't really want to vote for him anyway.

( meme from Joanne )

So genetics went from a really intense in-depth discussion on mitosis that I need to go over a lot still before I get it, to really really simple stuff and going over probability rules over and over ( Read more... )

A: How are you?
B: That's what she said!
A: ...You're not using that correctly.
B: That's what she said!
A: Better

Fucking...time ( Read more... )

Everyone, please join me in calling Michigan the gullible state from now on. There's really no excuse for this.

http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/%7Emyl/languagelog/archives/003414.html

Girls are weird ( Read more... )