July 8th I have an appointment to get my first tattoo!

Why is my toilet paper always shredded?


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Monday, one of my dogs died.


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Spent the last week on vacation, now I'm back ( Read more... )

I asked the boss for some night-vision goggles.

She said 'no'.

I argued that I can't do my job without them.

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I know next weekend is still 7 days away, but I'm already dreading it. My brother is getting married. That's cool. What I don't like is that it means the whole family is going to get together. Yuck! My family being all together under one roof always spells disaster. Nobody gets along. Still the head witch...um, my mother, keeps planning all this ( Read more... )

The traps I put out in the shed are working but now it seems they weren't enough. I discovered yesterday that something has burrowed and is living under the house! I'm not sure what it is, but I've set some traps and now await a dead body (or 2 or 3)! I've been in this house 10 years and have never had more than a passing raccoon or possum before. ( Read more... )

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