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I found out that it's not wise to set mouse traps(the old fashioned, spring loaded ones) after drinking large quantities of coffee! Damn these caffeine shakes. I caught my wrist with one of the traps, god damn that hurt!

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Was sitting on the couch yesterday and noticed a disturbance near the picture window. I get up to check it out and what do you know, there's a fucking squirrel sitting on the ledge taunting my cats! Little fucktard! My cats are pushing each other around, chirping, all trying to get to the squirrel and he's on the other side of the glass laughing at ( Read more... )

Lesbian unable to work due to having her foot stuck up Polish ass!

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Here's my Exbury Azalea last week

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After a week and a half of storms, it's beautiful outside! The ground is still very soggy, but the sun is out and no rain in the forecast for at least a couple days. I'm off work Monday and Tuesday so it will be yardwork time. I'll have to first pick up all the tree limbs that have fallen, then trim, pull weeds and remulch. The landscape was ( Read more... )

I remember back when I was 5 or 6 yers old, I had gotten into trouble and was being sent up to my room. Also having a bit of a temper, I stomped up the steps saying 'shit' with every stomp. Now, at the time I thought I was whispering, but apparently NOT! As soon as I got up to the top step, Mom and Dad called me back downstairs. This really ( Read more... )

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