beware of strange women in foreign bars

[eurotrash_petey]

I don't know where to start, there's so much and I'm so tired. But I must write this now for fear I'll forget; I'm sure when I finally sleep the memories will fade like a bad dream or some half-remembered movie starring some half-forgotten actor trying desperately to break out of soaps...

Comments

[anonymous]

No doubt every word is true except the part about his mom and the rave in 4th grade..I am sure he was sneaking out to raves long before that.

[khromessterling]

woah, is this YOUR story? Petey have fun for me, I wont be meeting up with you in Italy :(