Greetings from the Red Light District!

[eurotrash_petey]

Hello there my friendly American pals! Today I did NOT get blown up in London for I am frolicking gaily through the red light district in Amsterdam! Did you know you only have to be 15 to be a prostitute here? I high fived a jolly youngster in clogs while eating a danish, then drove a Vespa around wrecklessly and knocked over a dyke. Everyone

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[eurotrash_petey]

I forgot to add--don't drink the water from the canal. Seriously! it reeks and is a wholly unpleasant inebriant.