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pickin' my face! DON'T LET ME DO THAT ( Read more... )

Ees New Jork! Eeeehhhhh! Ees Ameriga, land of beautiful. Yes ( Read more... )

Well. Today, we went to the British Museum. That was fun. We saw lots of things stolen by the British from brown people. Is that grammatically correct? No, not at all. Whatever. We drank about four bottles of wine. No, shhhhh. Don't tell. No, let me post. Let me write. I'll write, then you can write ( Read more... )

I am confronted with images of my tragedy everywhere I look, including my god-damned livejournal icon ( Read more... )

The Eurail Selectpass is my nemesis and God curse the day I ever decided to buy it. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Stupider than the time I ate an entire family-sized bag of cheez doodles on the Fourth of July and spent the evening throwing up in the shower with my clothes on, one dollar plastic glow-in-the-dark necklace half-glowing pitifully in the ( Read more... )

There will be no sleeper train to Paris for our three weary travelers. No. It is Nice for us, as in the French city, and not so much the state. We have hit the seventh inning stretch. We smell bad and we have no money. We cancelled Prague all together, making our purchase of Eurail passes kind of stupid. But we still have each other. We all ( Read more... )

Dear Sirs ( Read more... )

Guess who went skinnydipping in the Adriatic Sea!

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