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[eva__mendes]

Michelle bought me a vibrator, because she thinks I should get laid, but I refuse to talk to people. Little does she know that I was using it while I was on the phone with her. Take that Michelle

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[m_rodriguez]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL

You would think most people would be all for a girl who wanted to fuck and not talk. I will be looking into this matter immediately.

[eva__mendes]

Yeah, you'd think. Why use my mouth for talking when I could be putting it to better uses? It makes perfect sense to me.

[g_gershon]

Eva, I always say this, but you need to update more because jesus christ I can never get enough. I am even wearing a ribbon for your cause, it's pink with black lace trim.

[eva__mendes]

I love you!

I am hoping that by ribbon you mean thong. Bend over, I need to investigate.

[g_gershon]

I LOVE YOU MORE.

Of course I meant thong! Ass ribbon!