I love doing things I'm not supposed to do. Like post right now, and steal men from committed relationships. But Michelle keeps hinting to me that I should do both. Talking to that woman is like being one of those cartoon characters with an angel over one shoulder and a devil over the other. Except there's just one Michelle. Well, two after she's ( Read more... )

Happy post-Thanksgiving. Pass the leftover turkey and then the vodka. Speaking of things that get passed around, Michelle has apparently been slutting it up lately. I personally think it's great, except for one thing: it's not with me! What's up with that? I'm jealous, what does a girl have to do to get a little action Michelle ( Read more... )

Willa demanded that I come back and who am I to deny the request of a pretty lady. Well, I do it all the time when Michelle asks me to do that kinky thing she likes, but that doesn't count. I don't mind the peeing on her part, or even the feelin' on her boo-hoo-tee, but the zorro mask is just too much to ask of anyone. For Willa, though, I'll do ( Read more... )

What's up people, this is Michelle updating for Eva. She is passed out in my bed right now. I told her she had been replaced and couldn't officially be my dominated love slave anymore but she said that unofficial was enough as long as the love slave part was still there. Really who am I to deny her. But in all seriousness she has been hitting the ( Read more... )

I'm only updating because I'm going to be in the new Strokes video. This is an unexpected side-effect of spending too much time drunk in New York City.

If anyone's looking for me, you can find me at the nearest AA meeting.

Michelle bought me a vibrator, because she thinks I should get laid, but I refuse to talk to people. Little does she know that I was using it while I was on the phone with her. Take that Michelle ( Read more... )

The planets must be in alignment. Or maybe hell has frozen over. Either way, Michelle used punctuation today! This unexpected turn of events has inspired me to do something equally unlikely: update. Maybe "unexpected" is the wrong word to use, since I told her to do it, and she is always my little obedient girl. I'm glowing with pride right now ( Read more... )

I had enough green beer that I remembered my password, so I guess I'm back. I know, I'm not Irish. But I can get behind any holiday that is celebrated with colored beer.

Lots of tasty thighs and breasts making me hot and sweaty ( Read more... )

You might have met my boobs and ass already. They had a scene with Denzel in Training Day.

My aim screenname is maybe mendes if you'd like to get to know the sum of all my parts.