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[eva_c]

Wishing bookofjude, bbathory, and manubai happy birthdays

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[ari_o]

If I have naturally red hair should I dye it another color - or is that just evidence of my paranoia?

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[eva_c]

Nah, you can leave it red. But do not try to trick people on the street into thinking you're Cassie.

IT WILL LEAD TO NO GOOD.

I know you're thinking about it. >:(

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[ari_o]

yes - I'm cassie miraculously aged ten years!

my hair is not red by the way - it was merely hypothetical...

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[eva_c]

"Hypothetically speaking, teacher, if there's a hypothetical kid, okay? See, there's this hypothetical kid and this hypothetical kid forgot his homework because hypothetically, his parents died or his dog peed on it or he just forgot to do it. Now, if this hypothetical kid went to his teacher and hypothetically speaking, told his teacher that he forgot his homework, hypothetically, what would happen to his hypothetical kid?"

[siriaeve]

Siria says

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[eva_c]

I have not abandoned our religion! I have just appended to it.

Oh great goddess Siria, show me the way! Show me the eightfold path towards enlightenment! What have I done wrong? Show me how to repent for me sins!

Look, I'm abusing exclamation points. Next thing you know, I'll be in drug rehab after having started abusing the hard stuff like semicolons and parentheses.

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[siriaeve]

I have not abandoned our religion! I have just appended to it.

You have broken away! No longer Maitreya to my Kwannon, you are now Mahayana to my Theravada. *is woeful*

Oh great goddess Siria, show me the way! Show me the eightfold path towards enlightenment! What have I done wrong? Show me how to repent for me sins!

There is only one path to repentance; the pretty boy love. Follow this, and all shall be at rest.

Look, I'm abusing exclamation points. Next thing you know, I'll be in drug rehab after having started abusing the hard stuff like semicolons and parentheses.

Well, we've had this talk to you before about the smilie smut. It's all a question of self control, Eva. I mean, sure

:) or :D

are fine. But where does it stop? Where? Before you know it, you've moved onto

>:D and >:O

And then, of course, you start to mix them.

I am >:O, yet strangely :D

Which is where the real problems lie. We'll have to start you on the Twelve Step Programme.

great goddess Siria

*preens*

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[eva_c]

I accept the path of pretty boy love, oh great goddess Siria. I shall read H/D smut and fangirl all the writers.

>:D <-- this is Eva
>:o <-- This is Siria
>:o <-- This is Siria with lipstick on
>:D <-- This is Eva with lipstick on
(_o_) <-- This is a bum.

Even Smoochy likes it.

[0100111]

*is throughly amused*

Re: Even Smoochy likes it.

[eva_c]

Who is that in your lj icon, by the way?

[0100111]

That's Edward Norton in a pink rhino suit. Get thee to thy video rental and rent 'Death to Smoochy' like now.

[princess_draco]

Kylie Minogue is awesome.

Haha. Red hair is so not me. XD

[runcible]

I think this latest piece of drama is a very good lesson to all of you that ripping off < lj user=cassieclaire>'s VSD's can lead to no good. Ripping Cassie's anything can lead to no good. That means:

No leather trousers.

No ambiguously gay subtext.

No pervy hobbit love.

And most of all, do not die your hair red for godssakes. It is immensely uncool unless you are a BNF, in which case, go right ahead.

Oh, dear God! Both my fanfic and my sister are in trouble! Oh, the shame of it aaall!

Permission to love you?

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[eva_c]

You shall be flogged at the hands of f_w, fear.

Of course.