"Fiddling with damp tarragon left me so intensely irritated that when I was done I had to stick the ramekin/mise en place bowls back in the fridge and go watch both the episode where Xander is possessed by a demon AND the one where Giles regresses to his outrageously sexy teen self and has sex with Buffy's mom, just to get over it ( Read more... )

Bizarre Article Of Clothing Attempts To Break My Brain
I mean, seriously, what is this? How would one wear it? WHY would one wear it? Go to "view more photos" to deepen the confusion...

Dirk Benedict An Even Bigger Dink Than First Suspected!
Link via...a couple people, I don't remember. What an ass, though!

Jim/Pam has CONSUMED MY SOUL!!! Film at ( Read more... )

( observations from my trip: cut for longness )

HA!Wait...I go away for two weeks, and Summer Glau appears in a SciFi Original Movie? About - I can barely say it - a killer woolly mammoth?? No. Just....no. Oh, Tom Skerritt, what happened to you?! And the Invisible Man's in it too?!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S UNHOLY IS GOING ON??? All y'all, call your agents right the fuck now. This is not ( Read more... )

and i'm leaving tonight and i am so nervous so very nervous don't ask me why except i think it has to do with the plane crashing and everybody dying and missing the flight and missing the connecting flight and it's been a very long time since high school spanish and what if I packed all wrong and i'm just frantic with the tense stomach and general ( Read more... )

NO I CAN NOT!!! Oh my god, this episode was so good and if asked about the plot or guest stars or season, even, I would have no idea. THAT'S HOW GOOD IT WAS! I had read some key-smashy things earlier in the evening - thanks, East Coast! - and so taped it. Currently, by my own count, I have watched the last half hour approximately four hundred and ( Read more... )

I am seriously more asquee about this ep than I have been about anything in a long time. My god, the angst! The pain! The OHMYGODMAKEOUTALREADY!!!!

It's not even over yet.

You know how it is, when you're sorting through piles of papers and accumulated crap, looking for tax documents because no one in your family can believe you haven't filed yet ("C'mon, E, you should've done it back in January!"), and you find a piece of scratch paper on which is scrawled the following ( Read more... )

Oh my god. OH. MY. GOD!! It just... I can't... This effectively blew my mind. WTF? I mean, WHAT! THE! FUCK! I can't... even form words. I don't even know if it's awesome or not. I can't tell yet... Christ. ...Mind? Blown! "One year later"? What the fuck?!? AHHHHHH!!! Moustache!!! (I like the long hair.) Oh. My.... AHHHHHH!! (Only thing hotter than ( Read more... )

Man, I watch a lot of TV.

Lost: I realized I say "how stupid are they?" an average of five times an episode, and "god, this show sucks" an average of three. Because really. The last episode? SUCKED. Let's start with Claire...christ, Claire. The baby’s sick with an "infection", so instead of listening to, oh, THE DOCTOR, she decides to go get “ ( Read more... )