We're not all as blinding talented as you are, mate. My shrinking potions tend to make things explode, instead of get smaller. Exact measuring? What's that?
You're simply jealous of my dairily fermented wealth. I've got plenty if you want any. There's that scrumptious halloumi still up for grabs. But you strike me as more of a swiss man, yourself.
I do have brie! No Belgian yoghurt, I'm sorry. But I think I can stand to share with you. Just don't go making it well known I'm actually giving out cheese.
The only thing that would make this symphony of taste even better would be some hard salami. Nothing goes with cheese like hard salami.
And since we're going to be spending some much needed quality time together, could you find it in your heart to give me a hand with my homework? I shall be forever in your debt. Or at least the next ten to fifteen minutes.
It's cheese! What could be better then cheese? My life has been suffering from a lack of cheese! That void is now filled, and I must share my joy with my nearest and dearest! Come my Brethren of the Snake, and revel in the glory that is Cheese!
Honestly though, there are few things I love more in life then cheese. What those other things are...well, they aren't topics for public discussion.
You're not getting any of mine. I've already shared all of the cheese I intend to share. Maybe if I get another package, we'll talk. But I'm not in the habit of just handing out cheese to whomever expresses an interest. I expect proper compensation.
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And the waxing poetic regarding the cheese samples is entirely unnecessary. I assure you, everyone in Hogwarts can smell it.
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You're simply jealous of my dairily fermented wealth. I've got plenty if you want any. There's that scrumptious halloumi still up for grabs. But you strike me as more of a swiss man, yourself.
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The only thing that would make this symphony of taste even better would be some hard salami. Nothing goes with cheese like hard salami.
And since we're going to be spending some much needed quality time together, could you find it in your heart to give me a hand with my homework? I shall be forever in your debt. Or at least the next ten to fifteen minutes.
Please? I love you...
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Cheese? For Merlin's sake, haven't you anything better to discuss?
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Honestly though, there are few things I love more in life then cheese. What those other things are...well, they aren't topics for public discussion.
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And no thank you, I'm reducing.
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