I refuse to believe it.

I never thought being a housewife would be so dreadfully boring.

Oh wait, yes I did.

Which is exactly why I never wanted to be one.

This is unacceptable.

I am not dead, nor have I fallen of the face of the earth, which I am sure disappoints many of you.

I am merely busy. Now that Julien Malfoy is gone we are the heads of the family. It is rather a lot of responsibility ( Read more... )

Regulus, you have recieved your wish. Proceed to Malfoy Manor immediately. You may stay here for what remains of the summer.

Julius Malfoy is dead.

And I am home in Britain again.

Thank you.

Still in Germany.

I do not like the food here. It is too heavy and there is cabbage. I loathe cabbage.

Julius Malfoy owls every day to ask if an heir is on the way yet. I have been married for less than three months, but he expects me to be nothing more than a pedigreed breeding bitch.

I loathe Julius Malfoy more than I loathe cabbage.

Lucius and I met with a very important associate a fortnight ago. He had some very interesting things to say, and several of you will find owls from me with rather important information. When we return from our tour there will be a reception at Malfoy Manor. We have much to discuss ( Read more... )

Well. Now I'm Mrs Lucius Malfoy. Spiffing ( Read more... )

THAT IS IT. I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANY LONGER.

I WILL NOT CHOOSE BETWEEN MY EXAMS AND MY STUPID FUCKING WEDDING THAT I DIDN'T BLOODY WANT IN THE FIRST PLACE. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF OWLS PECKING ME EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY WITH DETAILS ABOUT THE CAKE AND THE DINNER AND THE FIRST DANCE AND THE REHEARSAL AND ALL THE OTHER CRAP I DON'T CARE ABOUT RIGHT ( Read more... )

I AM NOT HYSTERICAL ( Read more... )

I swear to Merlin, why didn't I think of that instead of driving myself mad this whole time?

I have too much to do lately.

NEWTs are going to kill me.

But before my expiration, I am going to kill the lot of you first.

Especially certain Slytherin students who do not come to see me this afternoon.

We have much to discuss.