Rabastan Lestrange, once again you have come under my scrutiny.

I know exactly what is going on, and I certainly hope you know what you're doing. This is not something to be trifled with, do you understand?

You had better.

You do not want to make me angry.

I did not get what I wanted for my birthday.

You are all still alive.

Since my sister Andromeda is dead, I find myself short one bridesmaid for my wedding in June.

Reg, darling? Would you like to take Andromeda's place? I think her dress would fit you perfectly, with an alteration spell or three.

A horrible tragedy has befallen the Most Ancient and Noble House of Black.

My sister Andromeda has died. Do not weep for her, however, for she has brought it upon herself. She chose her friends unwisely and has paid the ultimate price.

I will not speak of her again.

Owl from Lucius today. Things are moving along swimmingly, and he says he's very much looking forward to seeing me next weekend. Strangely enough, I find myself looking forward to it as well.

I have been trapped in this school for far too long.

I hate NEWTs.
I hate planning weddings.
I hate revising.
I hate Dolores Umbridge.
I hate this school.
I hate everyone who isn't in Slytherin.
I hate half of the people in Slytherin ( Read more... )

RABASTAN LESTRANGE.

You will report to the common room immediately.

Do not make me wait, lest your punishment become more dire.

REGULUS BLACK.

Ten points to Gryffindor for disobeying me.

And I will be speaking to the Headmaster about extending your detention.

I would like to see all Slytherin students in the common room in one hour.

On second thought...

I demand to see all Slytherin students in the common room in one hour. Should you fail to appear please expect a very unpleasant surprise in the morning.

One of the few things I miss about being at home or at Malfoy Manor is having my own house elf. The ones around here are too busy slaving in the kitchens to assist me. I think we should be allowed to bring our own to school. There's certainly no point in having Frippy if I can't utilise her. It's like knowing the Dark Arts and not being able to ( Read more... )

Happy sodding New Year ( Read more... )