Lucius has given me a present every morning at breakfast and every evening during dessert since I have arrived. I can't imagine what I'm going to receive on Christmas Day ( Read more... )

The entrance hall smells funny.

There's nothing like Gryffindor for causing an unnecessary uproar.

Regulus, I am sorry to inform you that you must vacate the Slytherin dormitories immediately ( Read more... )

Attention Rabastan Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Evan Rosier, and Bellatrix Black ( Read more... )

I just realised this morning at breakfast that the wedding is in seven months and five days. I wonder if I should be concerned with it slipping my mind again, but as I am so far removed from the planning and preparations, I suppose there is nothing to be ashamed of ( Read more... )

Bellatrix Black, Rabastan Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange and Regulus Black.

I require your presence in the You-Know-Where to discuss You-Know-What immediately.

DO NOT BE LATE OR I WILL HEX YOUR PANTS OFF.

I still hate every last one of you.

Kirley McCormack, Sibyll Trelawney and some stupid Ravenclaw bint are staging a hunger strike in the Great Hall. If they destroy dinner again I will be most put out. Honestly, haven't you all anything better to do than disrupt the lives of others? Kirley, go play rubbish on that pathetic thing you call Maureen. Sibyll, you can make your ( Read more... )

Merlin, is this year over yet?

Someone is going to die before Christmas hols, of that I am quite sure.