Fuck.

St. Valentine's Day.

I am aware this is the wrong holiday, but bah bloody humbug.

I know you've all missed me ( Read more... )

Got a letter from my mum, lovely to hear from her. I didn't understand a word of what she was going on about. Her vegetables died, or tasted funny, or were eaten by a jarvey...I don't know, the woman's mad as a hatter, I tell you ( Read more... )

I like to think I'm a pretty friendly guy. I get along with most people, assuming they're the right sort. I'm pleasant, I'm likeable ( Read more... )

I love cheese. I absolutely adore it. There is no other food on this earth that lights my eyes up like cheese ( Read more... )