Somebody wanna explain to me what the f*ck that ending was, or is there nothing to explain??

Every once in a while, a "musician's wanted" ad comes along with just a little bit too much honesty. Submitted for your approval:

Bassist Wanted: Call Chris 5/27/2007
Undergrowth 45 is in need of a bassist. We are not good, so you don't have to be the world's best bassist in the world. Must be between 12-16 years of age and live near the area.
City: ( Read more... )

My toilet's been acting up lately, turning an otherwise enjoyable procedure into a chore. Every flush brought anxiety. Would the tank continue to fill and fill? Would I have to reach inside and fix that little rubber flapper thingy? Lately, the answer is always, "Yes ( Read more... )

Wow, I haven't updated in quite a while....and nobody even bothered to complain.
Some "friends" you all are!  You should be nagging *constantly* for updates...Don't you miss my biting wit and sarcasm?

Guess not...

My band played a wedding tonight, and it was probably one the best ones we've ever done. The dance floor was packed the entire night, and ( Read more... )

Wow -- this turned out really lame! I didn't realize it incorporated my "interests"....
On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

$$ Bassist 9/23/2006
Looking to pay bassist for shows. Must be available for weekend shows. Pays 50 to 75 dollars per show. Must learn original material no covers. Songs are in drop tuning C. For sample songs go to www.myspace.com/immersedband. Looking to play nyc and philly and around New ( Read more... )

Tonight I went over to my parent's house to celebrate my Dad's birthday. We were eating dinner outside on the back deck because it was nice out. My four-year-old nephew refused to sit at the table with us. He's an only child, and he is used to having a lot of attention and getting what he wants. I didn't think it was right that he was allowed to ( Read more... )

Remember in "A Clockwork Orange" when Alex receives the "Ludovico" treatment?
Essentially, it renders him incapable of acting on his impulses, and he no longer has the ability to choose
whether he wants to be violent or not. He's turned into a defenseless shell.

I sort of feel like Alex these days. I used to shun any type of gig that might ( Read more... )

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