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Tonight at 8:40, I leave on a plane for Ohio. My plans are as follows:
Tonight: My second-best friend from high school, Mike, his wife, Jessica, and our friend Jonathan will pick me up at the airport at 11 p.m. and take me to Skully's for Alternative Ladies 80s, where we will meet my first-best friend, Tracey, and dance so hard. She and I will ( Read more... ) -
Burble Glurble Murble
No, seriously, I swear that I actually find this sexy:
I especially love that my camera has no idea how to focus on that nonsense. -
Let It Be
When I find myself
In times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom,
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SUPERSTAR!
Late Saturday night, I was cruising the craigslist jobs section with the hope of figuring out where my life is headed, when I came across the following ad:
Grant Wilfley Casting is seeking Extras for the feature film "Julie and Julia" starring Meryl Streep, Amy Adams, and Stanley Tucci. We are seeking the following ( Read more... ) -
I am not the least bit Irish.
When you're a Persian, a Korean, and a German, you naturally spend your St. Patrick's Day eating . . .
JAPANESE BARBEQUE!!!
My co-worker Sonya met Kamran and me for dinner on Monday night at Yakitori Torys for what has become our new favorite thing: random meats, skewered and dunked in sweet sauce for grilling. We've been going to a place in ( Read more... ) -
I take back my apology to the trannies.
So we're really not the only ones who think Lindsay Lohan looks like a man in that Marilyn Monroe photoshoot:
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In Which Kamran Dips His Hand in Poo
February 1st, 11 a.m.
Kamran: oh god katie
my worst nightmare just came true
my phone fell in the toilet :(
:'(
I feel woozy
i seriously feel nauseous. i might cry.
please don't tell anybody
me: WHAT THE HELL?!
It's still working?
Kamran: i dont think so ( Read more... )
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