So apparently my parents and grade school teachers were lying to me.

I am not special, cool, or even unique!

However, I am working on a little somethin' somethin'. The only thing I can tell you right now is that it is called "Operation Codename".

A Haiku in Mourning of My Breakfast.

Blackend, burned sweet toast.
Flung far into white cold snow.
Sizzles, steams. I laugh.

Yesterday, I went to GoodWill, whilst the good folks down at Les Schwab put my studs on wheels(which, by the by, do not fit my car, but that is a whole seperate can of bait worms). I found no sweet jackets or pants, as I had hoped to find, but I did find a drum set. There it was, in rusty, blue glory. Busted to heck and back, it had a bass drum ( Read more... )

Crap. I've done it. I spent $90 that I really didn't have on a guitar. As far as I can tell, its about a '68 vintage Japanese guitar what goes by the appellation Teisco. And if that doesn't top it all, I am now addicted to ebay auctions on knock-off guitars, since they start at like a dollar. I should not be doing this to myself, since I owe my ( Read more... )

This weekend, I am going to Bend. After I get back from Bend, I work Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, and then, right after work on Wednesday, I get in to Pat's Suburban, and I am driving to Minnesota. The roster so far: Pat, Me, Custom Jakob, Fez. The maybes: Tyee, Chris R ( Read more... )

I got a haircut. Technically thinned. I like it; a lot less hair is a lot less heat ( Read more... )

I once read an e-mail joke about how to annoy people. Strangely, sending people e-mail jokes was not listed among these instant classics ( Read more... )

A word of Caution ( Read more... )

Well, no momentous events occur to me. I guess I'm done here.

So, who wants to donate a really neat digital camera to me? I want one with black and white features, and a timer setting. Thats all I ask ( Read more... )