Tax returns. Thank you so much, IRS. I found out yesterday I was sitting on $400, of which I was tottally unaware. This is an excellent surprise, as I was under the impression that I had $-4.78 in that particular checking account. Once again, thank you IRS ( Read more... )

I wonder who came up with the 'scale of 1-10' idea. Did they have any idea it would become such a pop-phenomenon? Does anybody have any idea they are about to change the world in some small way? You know, did Elvis sit there and think "I am going to change music forever by pissing off every white woman over 30 ( Read more... )

I'm going to start a new line of self help clothing/merchandise. It's WWAD, "What Would Atrayu Do?"

Then, when I saw people wearing it, I'd say,"He'd get off his lazy buttocks and kill some purple buffalo!"

Well, notice anything new? Probably not, because your reading this on your friend's page. If, however, you happened to be looking at my actual LJ, you would notice that there are ninjas in the background. Garrett helped me out a lot with the layout, but I found the picture ( Read more... )

I've written a lot of sad stories. I'm going to write a happy one, and see if anyone will comment on it. Its kind of like an expirement. Also, I want to see if I CAN write something happy.

( click here for the story of the century. )

Sometimes I think about it. It'll just pop into my head, like images of a former fling. I entertain the idea. Feed it Doritos till it gets the funky orange stains all over the inside of my head. I let it sit around, getting used to the furniture. Then I tell myself, no man. That's for cowards. Its the easy way out. Then I say, Kailin; You ( Read more... )

I just got 12 hours of sleep. I feel very good about that, as if I accomplished something. Now, I plan to shower, eat and prepare for Megan and Nikki's housewarming party.

Thanks to everyone who commented on my huge long story post. It didn't turn out as well as I wanted, because I got really tired and rushed at the end.

So I worked pretty long today, with Dave and Megan. I mooned them, and the restraunt had people in it. I'm glad no customers saw my white little buttocks. Dave fell off his stool laughing. Good times ( Read more... )

Kailin T. Dart: Mr. Tiffany, I was wondering who the English advisor is ( Read more... )

So the Chase_Davis community is doing pretty well. I'd like to thank X-ray Vision aka Garrett, and Explodes, aka Jonah, for the idea. And I would like to thank Garrett for helping out with the layout. If you haven't joined yet, you pretty much don't even know.