Are we planning anything for spring? Is there even a spring break at DU? I could use the chance to be able to go home. I've seriously got some things I need to think over.

I think... I don't know. I've been playing with my tarot cards a lot, recently. I thought that they were being smartassed, but I guess I must have figured wrong. My dolls say they're not. I... Nah ( Read more... )

Whatever.

It'll be her or someone else, anyway.

Suck my non-existent cock, and cause fire alarms at NIGHT. I'm staying right the fuck here. It's not like it matters if I burn the hell up.

Even hibernating isn't working.

haaaaa
djg

Is a ratbag. Hell's bells, man, stop being a douche. What the fuck is a bottomfeeder, anyway?

Doesn't matter. Do it again, and I'm cursing you with voodoo. Don't think I'm joking. I'm giving you the chance because you're Dante's brother.

Seriously... just... wtf.

Watch me ruin my keyboard as I spit vinegar all over it.

I want steak tartare. I haven't had good meat since I was home, and you'd think the "World that connects all worlds" would have someplace that carried the stuff. I'm not going to MAKE it, because I'd have to do it here, and considering the bunch of you are pussies about that sort of thing, I need to find someplace that has it. This daywalker ( Read more... )

Is twincest with identical twins truly incest, or masturbation? I, much like other great minds like Freud and Dr. Heim, am curious, indeed.