Things dont usually worry me in life. I pride myself on being very laid back and mello. But this irks me. It has nothing to do with girls or work, just terribleness

The inevitable question, would you rather recieve a blowjob or a handjob? I can tell that most guys would say "Ah hell yeah a blowjob, whats better than that?". Also most people would say "well i'd rather just fuck her instead". But what if your tired, what if you havent convinced the girl to get nekked? Sex is OUT of the question. So which is ( Read more... )

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY ( Read more... )

IMPOSSIBLE!!! The remonster can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart with the ancient bone saber of Zumicalus!!

Been a little while since I updated this thaaaang. Been tired lately, reaaaal tired, and my real like heeling doesnt help that any ( Read more... )

This is going to be short and sweet. I FUCKING hate every single person who hangs out in a Dunkin Donut's parking lot, a Taco bell, a McDonalds,a fuckin shaw's, JUST HANGIN OUT, BEIN DICKS! If you have a 2003 Nissan Maxima, YOUR IN BUDDY!!! Go drive to yuor favorite late night establishment, park next to a douchebag with ground effects or a ( Read more... )

Life is good right? Well sometimes. Anyways I havent updated in a while, not that i've been too busy, just super lazy man. Had the most hellacious day at work saturday, busiest day we've EVER had, and my shop's been open for 7 years. I hate when there are no taxes, because that means i'm busy. Alas I also realized that on a semi-busy day I do ( Read more... )

Whats happenin Geeks and Greeps, bored as fuck, wanted to update, NOTHING'S WRONG WITH THAT!!!!!.....Right ( Read more... )

Simple as it may seem, finding love is hard these days. I like to just go out on a crowded boardwalk and punch pregnant womens in their face. I like apple cider and frogger. If you like what you read, continue. If not then....well your fucked because if you dont read on your going to be impregnated by my pet cougar ( Read more... )