Last Friday I am pleased to say that 4 Times Over won Battle of the Bands, which was put on by yours truly (me). It was cool, very definitely. But after the event, a celebration was clearly in order. Festivities ensued. The fucking neighbors called the cops. Those bitches were such pussies they couldn't come over to ask us to turn down the ( Read more... )

Dear self,

Good job overcoming the fear of public speaking and winning the election. You are the next Music Committee Chair. Noice job. I'm proud of you. So are your parents. They told me.

Much love,
self

P.S. Congrats to Ben too, the next Comedy Chair.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shari Lancaster!

1. Shari Lancaster is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
2. Some birds use Shari Lancaster to orientate themselves during migration.
3. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Shari Lancaster state'!
4. Europe is the only continent that lacks Shari Lancaster.
5. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin ( Read more... )

You Are 32% Abnormal
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Let's have a vote. Should Shari pierce her nose? Yay or Nay?

Or I could pursue this look...


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I'm a fan of early morning hanky panky. I'm not gonna lie. I think it's a great way to start the day. Try it I say.

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I woke up this morning at 5:41 from a terrible dream. While out on a boat (that strangely resembled my friend's house on the inside) with my mom, stepdad and my best friend's twin cousins, there was a slight problem. Twin1 was out in the water and there was a storm so my mom, don't ask me why, jumped in to help him. Pretty much right after that ( Read more... )

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Don Vito was most certainly at Grand Valley State University today.

Hey BCC graduates... jealous?! Yeah that's what I thought. Especially you, Ebie. I know you want him!