So I'd like to get rid of this LJ account, but I have a paid account. It's paid through 'til December, which means I can't just cancel it. Because it's paid. And I'm tight-fisted. So I'm in a bit of a bind. And it sucks donkey balls ( Read more... )

I talk about morals and personal responsibilities... but I have none ( Read more... )

Okay. So. Last night my (new) friend Larry was just minding his own business walking back to the dorm when he saw a guy jerking off on the side of the street, completely butt-ass naked. 'Course Larry didn't really think anything of it, horrifying as the site had been. A short while later he's watching TV in his friend's room when there was a knock ( Read more... )

Did I mention that one of the people I've met since I've been in San Francisco looks a lot like decayedroses? ... Except this person is a boy. (He's cool, though. Just really hella skinny :P ( Read more... )

Well, I've been in my dorm for about 30 hours now. Wait, no, that's not right--what I meant was, it's been about 30 hours since I've moved into my room. So far, San Francisco has been great. And my dorm room is pretty nice. It's tiny, and I'm sleeping in the top bunk of a twin-sized bunk bed, and there's only one desk... but we have our own ( Read more... )

in about eighteen hours i will be in san francisco ( Read more... )

$2000 for a four-night stay in Costa Rica, all expenses included. (Vacation package option: swim with dolphins!) My, that is a deal. (If the link asks for you to sign in, just enter my email address ( Read more... )

Okay, I don't remember where I found this, but I just HAD to share it with y'all:

Excerpts from AMERICAN TRAMP & UNDERWORLD SLANG
by Godfrey Irwin

Bale of Straw: a blonde woman
Balloon Juice: idle talk
Barber: to talk
Biddies: eggs
Blinky: one with poor eyesight
Bone orchard: graveyard
Cover with the moon: to sleep in the open
Cupid's itch: any venereal ( Read more... )

I'm supposed to be getting a haircut right now. A haircut that I've been needing for months. That I've been bitching about for months ( Read more... )

http://www.stationerymovies.com/
... I could only get 11 out of 20.

Damn, LJ changed stuff around again. This is starting to look like friggin' MySpace. Next they're gonna make the music thing all retarded, too.

Hey

Does anyone know how to knit

Teach me

i

am

retarded

my head

has been hurting

for a while now

maybe
i

havve

brain

cancer

mmm cancer