I just finished decorating my apartment. Thought I would share the pics.

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Let's see, since I last updated, I said goodbye to the Hoedown, my bitches and east Tennessee. Trisha threw a throwdown for me at the brewery where I got to wear a take out box for a hat, and she also gave me a kick ass box of goldfish crackers. I didn't cry my last night at the Hoedown, and no one besides Trisha seemed to give a rat's ass I was ( Read more... )

After Kim and I tore up the streets of Gatlinburg on Tuesday night, Katie and I headed back up there on Wednesday to do some more damage. We went to go visit Shana at the Old Time Photo store where Katie and I dressed up like the whores we are for some pictures. Check these sexy bitches out:


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Kim requested that I update. I have refrained from doing so because I feel like this entry would just be a carbon copy of the last one ( Read more... )

So, I got my door handle replaced this morning. I spent three hours walking around downtown Sevierville. I got coffee, then I went and browsed through the Salvation Army store where I saw my old Walter's State professor, Mr. Jessel ( Read more... )

I am sorry for the lack of updates, but there not really too much worth reading. I've been working a lot since Trishie-poo-poo has been out of town. I'm talking Hoedown in the morning and evening. Not much of a social life either. I've seen quite a few shitty movies with Kim, but Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was not one of them. I loved it. I' ( Read more... )

So, before this was deleted and lost forever, I thought I would share with everyone my latest drunken phone call from Mallory. Click the link below to hear why you shouldn't drink.

Sky berry, Sky berry, Sky berry,Sky berry

You know I'm really, and I REALLY fuckin tired of my dad shit talking me. My mom is always, "Oh, his blood sugar is low, and he's just moody ( Read more... )

WuTang Clan ain't nothin to fuck with. And by WuTang... I mean me.

I have embarrassing photos of everyone. Seriously... don't fuck with me.

Pictures of the Bitch Woman before she became popular and stole boys from me.

So I am aware that I haven't updated this thing for a while. Well, with the exception of retarded fluff posted for everyone's entertainment.

( What Willis has been talkin about )