I LOVE this picture because I HATE her.

Yes, Mariah.I'm sure the homeless are appreciative of all that you do.


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Before you order a drink in public, you should read this ( Read more... )

1)Men are like. . . Laxatives. . . They irritate the shit out of you ( Read more... )

I noticed a few random people were reading my LJ, so I thought I should read back through some just to see what they were about. I am amazed at the difference between my first LJ entries and my newest. I at least sound more mature ( Read more... )

I have been pissed. And I'm jilted ( Read more... )

I want to go on a date. I want to just hang out with someone new who I don't really know. I want to talk to someone who doesn't know me and doesn't think I'm a douche ( Read more... )

I just found this shirt, and i am going to buy it. I think it was made for me...


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I just used Veet for the first time... not a hair left on my leg. That shit is amazing ( Read more... )

I have developed a strange relationship with this city. For a while, we had a hate relationship, and now, it's completely different. Nashville has turned into that love that is so hard to part with. August seems so far away ( Read more... )

I was feeling better today. I made it through my grueling, yet often boring, 17 hour day ( Read more... )