This was my Wednesday song ( Read more... )

So.

carleton97 sits next to me and says, oh I wish you'd do this thing. And I agree, but see, I'm too busy. So I put it out to the world and I say, it's yours if you let me read it ( Read more... )

we put the wontons in the baby oven and wait for them to get all done so we can eat them but i feel bad because they are all in love and stucke together and I got a knife and it was all romeo and juliet shit and i killed them both it was me.

oh bad.

The keystrokes it took me to write this message only represents a quarter of the keystrokes that actually are represented ib this page.

Just FYOI

Lallybroch and I enjoy imagining the scenario in which Harry Potter and John Paul II face off, man to man. Who would be the ultimate victor in that epic battle?

Nobody. Like Harry Potter is going to fight THE POPE? And so, upon the request of Lallybroch, I present to you the following:

( IN WHICH HARRY AND THE POPE DO NOT FIGHT! )

Extra, extra not accurate! The very idea that I'm organized startles and alarms me. A peek into any drawer in my house or desk would prove that to be totally laughable.

Your Birthdate: February 22

While sometimes employing unorthodox approaches, you are capable of handling large scale undertakings ( Read more... )

I share, once more, the (real!) (and infamous!) all time classic email from my Mom. Although you may not believe me, she's not a) foreign born b) developmentally delayed c) 4 years old. She just can't type...or spell.

Anyway, without further ado:
ho ruth i am boed i didnt find an email from you pats not on line yet ( Read more... )

Here is the song that I sing to myself ( Read more... )

and say, you're cool! to carleton97

Dawn's Inferno: A Divine Comedy
And if you're around Minneapolis, come and see it, dudes!

I sit here at my desk, bored and lonely in my empty office, and I contemplate my own personal history. And the burning question all this soul searching leaves me?

Why the fuck do I know so much about the Mandrell sisters?

Seriously.

I want you all to understand that this is not knowledge I deliberately sought. This was forced upon me. ( Read more... )