i just got back from my hotel in downtown cleveland. i went and saw the black keys 2 nights in a row. they are the sickest fucking band on the planet. seeing two guys rock harder than i have ever seen anyone rock before still has me totally starstruck. sick, sick, sick. so awesome.

i voted for Ralph Nader. he is the type of president that'd get me laid.

there are so many hot girls at my work that i want to sleep with ( Read more... )

dear jesus ( Read more... )

holy shittttt. this account still works.

i just had some sex.

i'm not bragging or anything. it's just that it was the only cool thing i did today.

it's cool though, cuz no one reads this shit anymore.

ps. i think i'm a sadist. go fig.

matt left his brown scarf at my house.
today i wore matts brown scarf to work.
at work today people said, "hey fag, nice scarf."

end story.

it just now occured to me that stephanie's icon is from SCRUBS. wow. that took a bit.

somebody actually punched me in the stomach today. this was in the middle of campus too. this is the second time i've been punched by a stranger and it was for the same reason too ( Read more... )

hey son,
why don't you get your mouth off the devil's cock?