gavin: love biiiites, love bleeeeeeeeds
me: do you know that song by the beastie boys...
gavin: shoooooooosh im singing a song!... its bringing me to my kneeeeeeeeeeees

ok so i sorta miss him.

its weird to look at old gavin live pics from the summer of 2004 and see alvin "pookie" moody, his old bassist. on stage w/ him..

then remember alvin in my car putting on his seatbelt after i asked if a red light was green. HAHA good times.

i miss my boys. :-(

::grabs my wrist and pulls my hand towards his crotch:: "punch me in my balls so i can hit the high notes ( Read more... )

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i was driving an unnamed person to the courthouse today in law-town when this guy was taking up 2 lanes. so as he eventually moves and im driving next to him, i began talking to myself in a soft voice "i wonder if this person is from around here.. probably NOT" screaming "NOT" in a roseanne-esq voice at the driver which caused a group of 3 hoodlums ( Read more... )

all i have to say about today is..

dani, your dad's sorry he won't be home for christmas and this..


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me: hi. i was just wondering what is the one other song performed by someone else that you wish you could've written yourself ( Read more... )

yea we went to south fallsburg.. yea.. the buuuurg

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"i was bellhopping at a hotel. it was actually a british woman, upset me. she insulted my intelligence and she said that i had missed these elevators that were coming by and she needed her luggage to come downstars. and i said 'well 'im wating on the proper elevator because only particular elevators go downstars' and she called me and idiot and ( Read more... )