A turtle family decided to go on a picnic.The turtles,being naturally slow about things,took seven years to prepare for their outing.Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place.During the second year of their journey they found a place ideal for them at last!

For about six months they cleaned the area,unpacked the picnic basket, ( Read more... )

    Last week my final results came for my last semester..I passed..So happy..FInally i can graduate from my college..Next is finding a job..I hope i'll get one soon..

A teenage boy went to his mother and told her about his life and how things were so hard for him.He did not know how he was going to make it and wanted to give up.He was tired of ( Read more... )

A few months ago I saw one of my lj friends did this one..I wanted to try this for a long time and finally did it!!!

Your rainbow is intensely shaded indigo, blue, and pink.

What is says about you: You are a tranquil person. You appreciate cities, technology, and other great things people have created. Friends count on you for being honest ( Read more... )

It's been more than a month since i update the livejournal..I was busy with my project final viva and my sister's wedding..Now i am free so i thought of posting a story..

A water bearer in india had 2 large pots,each hung on each end of a pole which he carried across his neck.One of the pots had a crack in it,and while the other pot was perfect ( Read more... )

Wife
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack.

Husband
When I was hungry,I got a pizza
When I was thirsty,I got pepsi
When I was dark,I got light
When I was without problems,I got you

Wife
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you ( Read more... )

The manager of a big multinational company wondered why one of his senior most employee was absent but had not phoned to take a leave.Needing to have a very critical problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a small boy's whisper. 'Hi?'

'Is your father home?' he asked

'Yes' whispered the small voice

'May I talk ( Read more... )

                   A year has passed since i join the livejournal.When i created the account i didn't know how will i manage it and what will i post like that.I have made lots of friends through livejournal and forum.All those friends are nice to me.They guide me and helped me whenever i need the help.I want to thank all my friends and the ( Read more... )

Teacher:Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'?
Student: I is the
Teacher:Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I' .Always put 'am' after an 'I'
Student: OK! I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No,he did it all by himself.

Son: Dad,What is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to ( Read more... )

          Three friends decided to go to china for vacation. SInce they were new to the place they had to stay in a hotel. And their room ended up being on the 60th floor. The policy of the hotel was that at midnight the elevators were shut down. The next day,the friends rented a car and explored the city.

They enjoyed themselves and ( Read more... )

A guy comes up to the border of the country on his motor bike.He has 3 large sacks on his bike.The official at the border crossing stop him and asks,''What is in the sacks?''

"Sand" ,answered the guy

The guard says,""We'll just see about that, Get off the bike''

The guard takes the sacks and rips them apart,he empties them out and finds nothing in ( Read more... )